He's probably NOT your soul mate if...
He's 79 and has a plethora of other young girlfriends.
Last night, instead of starting the work week off right with a full night's sleep, Jennie and I sat glued to late night reruns of "Girls Next Door". This new E! reality show features the lives of Hugh Hefner's 3 main girlfriends: Holly, Bridget, and Kendra. It's disturbing...yet irresistable.
The crazy dynamics present in this relationship could keep psychologists occupied for decades. These 3 beautiful women all live in perfect harmony with Hef at the Playboy mansion and essentially take turns fulfilling his desires. Yet there isn't an ounce of jealousy present (but certainly truckloads of Viagra).
The statement that really made me laugh was when Hef's "head girlfriend" Holly said that while people may laugh at their relationship, it was only because they don't truly understand what it's like to have a "soul mate".
HA! Call me a cynic, but I have a hard time believing that a crusty old man (who lived through the Great Depression, WWII, and Watergate) has much in common with a blonde bimbo 55 years his junior who's main accomplishment in life is filling out a D-cup. WHAT do they possibly talk about?!
Sadly for Holly, her "soul mate" status will easily be replaced by a younger, perkier model who will gladly change Hef's diapers for a brand-new Mercedes.
The moral of the story is: ANY man who encourages you to wear "pasties" to parties should be considered anything BUT a soul mate.
Last night, instead of starting the work week off right with a full night's sleep, Jennie and I sat glued to late night reruns of "Girls Next Door". This new E! reality show features the lives of Hugh Hefner's 3 main girlfriends: Holly, Bridget, and Kendra. It's disturbing...yet irresistable.
The crazy dynamics present in this relationship could keep psychologists occupied for decades. These 3 beautiful women all live in perfect harmony with Hef at the Playboy mansion and essentially take turns fulfilling his desires. Yet there isn't an ounce of jealousy present (but certainly truckloads of Viagra).
The statement that really made me laugh was when Hef's "head girlfriend" Holly said that while people may laugh at their relationship, it was only because they don't truly understand what it's like to have a "soul mate".
HA! Call me a cynic, but I have a hard time believing that a crusty old man (who lived through the Great Depression, WWII, and Watergate) has much in common with a blonde bimbo 55 years his junior who's main accomplishment in life is filling out a D-cup. WHAT do they possibly talk about?!
Sadly for Holly, her "soul mate" status will easily be replaced by a younger, perkier model who will gladly change Hef's diapers for a brand-new Mercedes.
The moral of the story is: ANY man who encourages you to wear "pasties" to parties should be considered anything BUT a soul mate.
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