Pooptastic
After glancing out my office window this morning, I couldn't help but notice a filthy red car in our neighbor's parking lot:
Upon closer inspection, I realized that the white spots were not unfortunate paint splatters, but rather a shitload of bird poop. (Pardon the pun.)
Whoever drives this mess either a) lives in the middle of a bird conservatory or b) is a lazy slag who hasn't washed their car since the Reagan administration.
It made me laugh, so I thought I'd share.
Upon closer inspection, I realized that the white spots were not unfortunate paint splatters, but rather a shitload of bird poop. (Pardon the pun.)Whoever drives this mess either a) lives in the middle of a bird conservatory or b) is a lazy slag who hasn't washed their car since the Reagan administration.
It made me laugh, so I thought I'd share.
posted by Rachel at 1:06 PM
1 Comments:
Now that is a LOT of bird poop. Clearly, as you say, the owner is not one for regular cleaning. Or maybe birds hate red cars?
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