Facebook on Crack

Hello. My name is Rachel and I am addicted Myspace. It hasn't gotten to the critical stage yet, but it's well on it's way.

Let me preface this by saying that I was extremely hesitant about Myspace before joining the thing. I always viewed it as a ghetto Facebook with seizure-inducing backgrounds. But Jenn twisted my arm to the point that I bit the bullet and signed up. It took me awhile to figure it all out...but I've been hooked ever since. As creepy as it sounds, I LOVE that you don't have to be friends with someone to look at their profile.

I laugh so hard reading the bad grammatical errors and the "about me's" typed in straight-out ebonics. But most of all...I crack up at all the whorey pictures people actually post of themselves.This being the perfect example:

I mean, REALLY. What was this woman thinking? Is she SO desperate that she's enticing guys to talk to her with THIS? Facebook would never allow you to post something like this. Or maybe the people on Facebook are just smart enough to actually abstain from semi-pornographic postings. All I know is that I'd never post this picture of myself (especially if I had that ass) in two million years. Because it's both nasty and frightening.

I also hope that no one I know would post this kind of picture of themselves. If I had to guess, I'd say the thought has never crossed any of my friends' minds...

But then again, I haven't checked Carrie Ward's profile in awhile..