Monday, April 17, 2006

XXX Spring Cleaning XXX

Here's an idea: we all rise up and demand that three-day weekends be a regular occurrence. Because who in their right mind would complain about working several more hours each day if you could have EVERY FRIDAY OFF?! Think of how much traveling, tanning, partying, shopping, sleeping, etc. could get done! Who wants to draft the petition?

I took advantage of my extra day off and actually did something productive--I completely cleaned out and reorganized my closet.

Being the neatnik that I am, the stunning after-effects of complete color coordination give me an indescribable rush. It makes the four full hours spent absolutely worth it.

And in the process of digging out my stored summer clothes in the basement...I stumbled upon an entire box full of my landlord's porn. After a little shriek of surprise, I drug Jennie down to look at my discovery. We then hauled the thing upstairs to giggle over it's contents and show our friends.

That night, we had a bunch of people over to officially break in the karaoke machine and after several drinks, started to dub lyrics about porn into the songs. There is NO way he didn't hear them...but that's just what he gets for putting "Fantastic Fucking 4" on top of my effing tanktops.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know you're going to be tossed out on the street if your landlord ever finds your blog. I of course love reading about your adventures, but I don't live there to offer you shelter... Is there a couch at the office just in case? - yo fav ex boss

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